June 4, 2023June 6, 2023 Strovey

The crows told me uncle Benny wasn’t going to be in the film, which is a shame but he would have been proud (you need to have watched the first one really).

December 5, 2021December 20, 2021 Strovey

I never realised that gay women pleasure themselves anywhere, at any time and under any circumstances…thanks to Survival of the Dead I now know this. Consider me educated.

November 24, 2021December 2, 2021 Strovey

It would have been better for all involved to have written a diary…

June 26, 2021July 4, 2021 Strovey

Let us speak of cabbages and dead things…

May 29, 2021June 18, 2021 Strovey

Scouts, zombies and apocalypse, three words that could equal awful….yet somehow they don’t.

May 29, 2021June 14, 2021 Strovey

Didn’t have cooties when I was at school, so we should be safe over here…

May 15, 2021June 10, 2021 Strovey

Did you hear the one about the lumberjack and the film director? Here it is.

December 6, 2020December 31, 2020 Strovey

Big Daddy says this film is “Urrrrrrrgggaahhhh!” which as we know means whatever you need it to mean.

December 5, 2020December 18, 2020 Strovey

A lot of people are dead but there’s really not much day….

December 4, 2020December 18, 2020 Strovey

Second time around, naked flames and petrol pumps still don’t mix…