I was born on the Hampshire/Wiltshire border in the UK 60 years ago I sound like Robert Newton's version of Long John Silver. Which really isn't a good thing and I genuinely do - no one takes you seriously when you do. I live in the Scottish Highlands. Movies, TV, history, art, design, ice-hockey. writing, painting is where I'm at. I am the Leonardo of self-deprecation.
Lapland, not just for freezing your bits off visiting Santa Claus.
God is Pernicious, Mean, Spiteful and Bad-Tempered – we are made in his image – makes sense to me….
Not a horror film, but feels like it sometimes, I mean – 13-year-old school kids!
I Will Not Savour Your Pleasing Odours – if I had a quid for every time someone said that to me….
When it comes to girls dancing in tiny yellow briefs there is no competition….
Cropduster work seems a bit easier than this life…
The ‘face’ of your new company takes a whole new meaning…
Walter Matthau doing Walter Matthau things, missed but never forgotten…
How many of us would build a friend out of an old washing machine if we could? C’mon be honest…
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